It has been sitting outside our office for months. At first it taunted it us with its beady, plastic eyes. But that was before Derek and Daryl went all Steve Wonder on it. Somewhere along the way, they decided that those artificial eyes would look better staring at us from the back of Derek’s red car, as opposed to the red shell of its sandbox.
And that’s the first time Josh’s sons’ Crab Sandbox was violated.
The second time the now blind version of Josh’s sond’ Crab Sandbox came under attack was just a few days ago. Our picnic tables finally arrived to much jubilation, but in order to make room outside, the crab needed to scuttle elsewhere. Like the middle of Josh’s office.
So the lid came off and the boss’ office transformed into a Playland.
Funny how that Crab knew just where to go to return to its owner… you know, without its eyes and all to guide it. Just another one of life’s mysteries, I suppose.
